massage · Amsterdam
Naked massage for two, agreed before it is booked
A format named for a condition rather than a technique, which is the reason this page is shorter and flatter than the others. The work underneath it is ordinary slow oil massage, and what the name describes is the arrangement rather than what happens. It is listed because couples ask about it by name and would rather read a plain paragraph than guess. What it includes is decided by the therapist and stated by her at the start of the visit, and nothing on this page qualifies that. For two guests it is 360 euros an hour with one therapist and 720 with a therapist each, and the ladder runs on from there exactly as it does elsewhere.
Naked Massage · From €180
Where it comes from
The name is a product of listings rather than of practice. Guests searched for a condition and sites answered with a page, and over twenty years the page became a category with no technique behind it. Saying that plainly is more useful than constructing a lineage for it, and it also explains why the description above is the same oil massage described on another page under a name that refers to what the hands do.
How it is worked
Swedish-derived oil vocabulary, slowed. Long flat-palmed strokes along the back and legs, the forearm used where a thumb would be too sharp, unbroken contact from the first stroke to the last, and pressure set in the opening minutes and then left alone. There is nothing technical to add that the oil massage page does not already cover, and adding it would be padding rather than information.
What the hour holds
Everything in the practical account of oil work applies here without alteration. She arrives in street clothes with a small bag, sorts out the lamps and the heating, and lays her own towels over the bed. The work is long, even and slow. The one thing worth adding for two guests is that this is a format to agree between yourselves before it is written into a thread, rather than during the first ten minutes of a visit. Her limits are hers, they are stated before anything starts, and they hold for the whole visit regardless of what either guest would prefer.
Who asks for it
Two people who already know what they are booking and would rather name it than circle it. It suits any room that suits oil work, which is nearly all of them. It does not suit a couple who have not discussed it with each other, and that is not a hypothetical caution: a second guest surprised at the door is the commonest reason a visit ends before it starts.
What it leaves you with
There is no separate benefit to claim and inventing one would be dishonest. The work does what slow oil work does: it takes a travel day off two people and leaves them closer to sleep than they were. The only real difference is that nobody spends the opening minutes negotiating an arrangement that could have been settled in writing a week earlier.
Length
Sixty minutes is a complete booking and ninety is the more common one. For two guests that is 360 and 720 for the hour, 540 and 1,080 for ninety minutes, 720 and 1,440 for two hours. The eight hour block is 2,500 with one therapist and 5,760 with a therapist each. Half confirms the date on any booking made more than twenty-four hours ahead, which is nearly all of them here.
At your address
Naked massage in a central Amsterdam hotel room for one guest or two, slow oil work, agreed in writing beforehand, outcall on a night ashore.
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The figures
What this one costs
All taxes inside
| 1 hour | €180 |
|---|---|
| 2 hours | €360 |
| 3 hours | €540 |
| Overnight (8h) | €1,250 |
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Questions
Naked Massage
Is this a different technique from oil massage?
No. The hands do the same thing, the pace is the same and the room requirements are identical. The name describes an arrangement rather than a method, and the house would rather say so than dress the page up. If the two of you are choosing between them on technique alone, there is nothing to choose.
Do we have to name it in the first message?
It is better named than implied. A thread that says plainly what is being booked leaves nobody working things out at the door, and it gives the therapist the chance to say before she travels whether it is a booking she takes. She may decline any booking without giving a reason, and knowing that in the afternoon is better than discovering it at ten.
Does choosing this format settle what happens in the session?
No. What a session includes is her decision, stated at the start of the visit in her own words, and it holds until she leaves whatever name the booking was written under. Nothing on this page, and nothing anywhere else on the site, commits a therapist to anything.
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