massage · Amsterdam
Erotic oil massage for two in an Amsterdam shore room
Warm oil, long strokes and a whole hour given at one pace, with nothing in it that has to be set up beforehand or cleared away afterwards. On a site written for couples with a sailing in the calendar it is the format that carries into a shore room with no fuss at all, because it asks so little of a room neither of you had seen before that afternoon. A bed, warm air and the towels she carries are the whole requirement. What it addresses is seldom a single tight shoulder. It is the state of two bodies that have spent a day in transit and have not yet agreed to be anywhere. Sixty minutes is a real booking, ninety is the one most couples take on a pre-cruise night, and the same work stretched across a block fills a last night on land.
Erotic Oil Massage · From €180
Where it comes from
Underneath it the strokes are Swedish, the effleurage and kneading vocabulary that Per Henrik Ling set in order in Stockholm in the early eighteen hundreds, and it is still the grammar of almost all oil work. What the erotic version alters is tempo rather than hands, the same sequence run at a third of the speed with none of the diagnostic stopping and starting a clinical treatment does. Sea travel added the last ingredient without meaning to, since a body that has been moved passively for a week responds to slow contact in a way it does not after an ordinary week at a desk.
How it is worked
Once the work is under way her hands do not leave the skin. Where one stroke ends the other hand has already taken over, which is most of the reason the hour stops registering as a sequence of separate events. The palm stays flat and the line stays long down the back and the legs, and the forearm takes over anywhere a thumb would be too sharp for a body in this state. Speed is the variable she controls most deliberately, and on a night before a departure she takes it slower rather than faster, because a body counting down to an alarm reads speed as urgency.
What the hour holds
She arrives in ordinary street clothes, carrying one small bag. The first minutes go nowhere in particular: a lamp instead of the ceiling light, the heating turned up a notch, a short exchange in whichever language is easier at that point in a travel day. She lays her own towels over the bed, which spares the ones the room came with. The work starts along the back and down the length of the legs, long and even, with enough pressure to register and not so much that a tired body argues back. Pressure is settled in the opening minutes and then left where it is. Part way through the second half the breathing shifts and the clock stops being counted, which is what the format is for.
Who asks for it
Two people at the end of a flight, a train or a transfer, who are finished rather than injured. Anyone whose body is still keeping time in another hemisphere on the night before embarkation. Any couple booking with the house for the first time, because it asks the least of the room and of both of you. It is also the format to name when neither of you can face deciding and the evening is already half gone.
What it leaves you with
You come out of it loose rather than worked over, and closer to sleep than anything else on the list will get you on a night before an early transfer. Couples who take it the evening before boarding describe the same thing afterwards: the point at which they stopped rehearsing the morning, stopped checking the transfer time and stopped listening for the corridor.
Length
Sixty minutes resets a body before a short night. Ninety is the usual length on a pre-cruise evening, and the one nobody writes back about. Two and three hours suit a night with nothing behind it, which on a cruise trip means the night you come ashore rather than the night before you leave. For two guests the figures are 360 an hour with one therapist and 720 with a therapist each.
At your address
Erotic oil massage for one guest or two in a central Amsterdam hotel room before a sailing, warm oil and her own towels, nothing to rinse afterwards.
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The figures
What this one costs
All taxes inside
| 1 hour | €180 |
|---|---|
| 2 hours | €360 |
| 3 hours | €540 |
| Overnight (8h) | €1,250 |
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Questions
Erotic Oil Massage
Will the oil ruin the hotel bed linen?
She brings her own towels and lays them over the bed before anything starts, which is the whole reason they are in the bag. Oil that reaches a sheet washes out of it. If the two of you would rather be certain, say so in the thread and she will bring a second layer, and the room can be left looking exactly as it did when the cases came in.
We fly in at six in the evening and board at eight the next morning. Is an hour enough?
An hour is enough, and on that timetable it is the sensible length. Ninety minutes works if the booking starts by half past eight. What does not work is a late start and a long booking, because the morning is fixed by somebody else and the two of you will spend the transfer paying for it.
Can both of us have oil work at the same time?
Yes, with a therapist each at 720 euros an hour, the two sessions paced so they finish together. With one therapist between you at 360 an hour she alternates instead, and the person not being worked on stays in the room. Say which you want in the first message, because the arrangement differs as much as the figure does.
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